This is not the new, good, comic I am working on. This is the idiot one that happened on the side. As a by product.  It’s very silly.

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He is my twin from space. We are working on loads of things. A movie, and a comic strip. He publishes many great fiction stories under Wonderlust! publishing. We also have a talk show coming out where we interview the comics peeps of Portland. Skits and fun for all.  Here is the opening to that talk show. The song is (Nuclear War) x ( A Motherfucker) by Here Comes a Big Black Cloud.

Enjoy!

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You may have wondered about the pictures of beautiful people I recently posted. I went through and drew some of my friends, and you could be drawn too! Here’s a self portrait to give you an idea.

Interested? Simply go here, to learn more.

http://www.carolynmain.com/getdrawn/

Other than that? I am working on a coloring book, wich will feature such gems as this:

I will keep you posted.

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So, those of you who know me, know I <3 Tim and Eric Awesome show, great job. They make some epic comedy that has turned a harsh magnifying glass on our terrible culture. Eric has a character, my namesake, Carol, and she has boss problems. Though Dick is attracted to Carol, he hates her and himself for it. But, eventually, they overcome his shame and get to falling in love, to some smooth Aimee Mann tunes.

A wise friend recently imparted the following truth to me:  “Every world of fiction and media has its pornographic dimension.” Yes, Tony fucked Angela,and maybe even Mona, on Who’s the Boss. Yes, Alf’s fingers comb through his crotch fur when he’s alone and Fraggle Rock is on. And, yes, in the Awesome Show Great Job universe, you had better believe there is some getting of it, ON. They have infected my brain and I had to draw it. Forgive me.

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A return to form:

I think…. Quickies should be squarish… Dont you?

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I was thinking, there may be room in the world for cute little one offs about dating and technology, from a cute vixen-y stand point. Not that I know anything about that….Here are some attempts….

Think this is going somewhere?

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“half the drawings you do are of yourself”

Ah, stuff it though.  The Portland Review asked me to do a little one, in that they are featuring many artists’ portraits. Ifind it interesting to see artists and compare and contrast that to how they look, everybody’s style seems almost to come from the wiered ways that person looks, then the person learns how to draw, then, all the drawings miiiight be traceable to the artist and their particular features. Mebbe. ITs unproven. Any how!

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A NEW SKIT IS UP
Go ahead and click right there, its pretty good.

And then I drew this, as if little a innernette skit warranted a full on cover like an old video at the video store. Which is how I like to imagine things.

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This is me, making the comics:

See what a good drawer I am? Well, no. But if you’d like to, my Darkhorse storey is done. Right Here.

Please, go take a look!

Also, I drew this. Its a reversey image. They, are quite tricksey.

That is all.

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Ah, yes. Stumptown has come and gone, and this, was a lovely little year. No Dramaz!!!111  Least, not for me, or not much! But, any creative commerce type thing, wow. I’m sure some had their hearts pumped and broken.

I’m glad to have pumped a few, by handing out our impressive arrary of awards. Total shout out to Bobby “fatboy” Roberts, one of those charismatic nerds who can hold a mic.

It is a time when my eggs tend to hatch. The Bridge Anthology made its sell out debut, and I have to say, I’m fairly proud of my piece in it I did with Jesse Baggs. Soon, I’ll put it up here with those flippers, I say. Ours is all about Dramas, and Dramas @ Stumptown, specifically! So, it was fun to see printed while there, with most of the cameos of comics peeps actually there, with actually reading it there. So meta.

Yes, you should buy one, sure. I am espesh geeked to be one page away from two of my favorite cartoonists, who even teamed up! Graham Annable and Scott C. Now, I’ve seen them make books together for years, so, they didnt meet online as a comics E blind date like Jesse and I, and it shows in the charming collaboration. I wont give to much away from Annable and C’s, but, it includes Shang Hi-ing and fresh apples.

Other than that, I just tabled, got encouragement, and acquired some new comics.

One, by J. Fish, had me  regress to my SNES RPG 11 year old self. He made an avatar type sprite of himself that is all “david the gnome” in the woods, rescuing the little animals that knights come by and slaughter. Phew, I been guilty of that like a billion times. Great read! I made some fan art of what my lil sprite might be like… I think she would be some drunk, disposed royalty, who, natch, rides a pug steed through the woods. But we all can dream.

Want more Stumpin? Check out the lovely Elisabeth Foysythe and her In City Geekery. Shoot, nerd, check that out anytime! She writes about comics!

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oh Hello. I made this poster, and will be doing this event! Of course, it will be rad. It’s comics month, dont you know.

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This is a terrible cartoon.

I drew it directly in the style of one of my favorites.

Can you guess it? The real ones are better than this.

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Something green, so it looks the same coming out as it did going in.

This is something I drew a few years ago, when I was playing around with my style, and learning programs.  Not a drawing of high concepts, so much as whimsical thang.

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So, I doodled this, then had fun, then decided to finish it. Y know, while I was supposed to be doing something more productive. It’s only this year that I’ve really understood the black and white, screwball romantic comedy. There is something so lush about those films, and how amazing are the old STARS? There was a reason we used to call them stars. I know Cary Grant married five times, was rumored to be gay, AND got in trouble for spanking his wives, but you watch  Arsenic and Old Lace and you tell me he’s not perfect.  So, all that musta been in my mind when I drew this.

Catch the sexual subtext? Subtle, for me, actually. and, while Black and White is thematically correct, here it is through a red lens.

Although in truth, I really did it in color. Crazy 60’s warms, to be exact.

It is hard not to futz with the all colors, all the time, forever. I’m kinda amazed I ever get anything done, and choose one way. This time, I didnt. Pick your favorite!

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So! In other news, Dark Horse is a asking me to make a comic for their Myspace Presents! How fortunate, that I am so very practiced with “presenting” I’ve been a working on it, and it’s gonna be real neat. I’m going all out to show yall what I’m really capable of, and, they asked it to be SFW, so, I went really kid mythological with it. I wrote it with Noah Emmet during our snow storm, and yesterday, figured out how to draw a lion, as opposed to my practiced loin. Without giving too much away, here’s your teaser.

A concept sketch! With concept coloring. So, now you kinda know the story. The whole thing, all 8 pages of it, will be online in a month-ish!

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http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/embryos/

This one is hosted, sos I get a penny if you go here. Go there! I did the voice of the little girl, which is already high and annoying.

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Hey yall! I’ve been without Primary internettes, which, is how I post!

I know!

But, in the good news dept. I’ve got my old animations online now. Phew. It was heady, youthful, DIY times, I tells ya. So many things came from a dumpster. Not the least of which was the shockingly high end camera, which, kinda started the stop motion kick.  Me and my BFF, Sam Liberto III, basically just animated for the hell of it. He’s kinda a genius, cus or else, none of this would have happened. And I might be a reasonable citizen today.

So! Cartoons. Up on YouTube,up on here.

The order of their making is as follows:

Mr Rex

Cartoon Dance Party

Operation Awareness

Giblets

Embry O’s

and, yes. One day there might even be more. Also, if you are like me and <3 Movie Madness the quaint video rental joint on Belmont, come and get it. In the indie cred section  they are carrying the DVD of all such things, Every Thing You Need. It’s even free to rent. Why? I’m spreading the love.

Basically, Sam and I wrote and drew and sculpted these by our lonesomes, with voice work by our super star friends. The Holden Bro’s, John and Luke notably, are also writers and drawers, respectively. Quite amazing if you need some new YouTubes.

Also, thanks to  Danny, Van Oates, and all our other voice workers! You are famous now.

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Wow, I guess I really love hack comedians.

In true Critic spirit, in a split second, we are going to break that chair.

Famous is eating out of a “fuck it” bucket, that the brilliant Amy Sedaris recommends in her charming home ec book.

Yes, kids, its been a wild year. Not, a bad one, considering. Ive made certain strides, artistically, fell in with my video gang, and, hopefully, caused some damage.  A few heart aches, but no pseudo divorces, so, I’m calling 08 a win. Here are the media highlights, and things I endorse!

On New years day, 08, nursing my wounds, Shannon Wheeler, me,  and some pals were sitting around, and after ordering a greasy pizza, we put on the Mighty Boosh. That, pretty much blew my mind.  The jokes, so fast and British, zany, and cartoony! It did me in. After I wrapped my brain around it, it became a huge influence. Brits, they can spin CIRCLES around us. That is why, I covered my face in shaving cream, and pissed off youtube with my moon impression. I couldn’t beat them, So, I joined.

After the Boosh, Wheeler called me up when he was getting writers block, and many bottles of  wine and much Chinese food later, I had written an opera with him. Too Much Coffee Man, the Refill, natch.  I learned so much from that experience. Not just parading around in ball gowns, but, how a show comes to be, and the amazing SHOWMANSHIP of the cast, yikes, are they brilliant

That indirectly lead to me hooking up with the Harris and Aaron, when the Stump Town Comics fest came around. Wheeler, others, and I went to a dinner, and squinting past the glaring light of Nick Gurewitch, I made the acquittance Of Aaron Diaz and Harris Porter. We were joking around and getting somewhere, but then we all left. But,  clever fellows they are, they found my then, new, website, and they saw my stupid moon, redick drawings, and that with my charming presence, got me a coffee date with the both of em. I’m a lucky gal, I know.

3 hours of refills and crazy ideas later, I was in, and the show was a foot. They needed a girl, and I usually pass for one. The rest of the Dresden Codak show is history. I love the scripts and we are shooting as soon as they get a cruddy basement that doesn’t not freaking flood as much. Cus my character spends a lot of time on the floor, so, hellls naw!

Also, my neighborhood pals had introduced me to stand up, knock em down comedian Totally Darrel, who,we cast as our shows resident asshole. You know, type casting! Darrel opened for Neil Hamburgers country tour, which was amazing. I loved Neil H. before I ever even met Darrly, so I was slayed. Also, he sang the Bee Gees “I started a joke” which was…. peeeeerrrrrfect. There is talk of a N.H. comic, and you know who gets dibs on some pages!

So, then, Jesse Reckclaw wanted a posse to talk comics on Portland’s own Ed Forman show. I was game, always ready to get some personality practice. Turns out this was the show where, Stacey, our Too Much Coffee Man baritone, himself had guested for the promotion of our opera only in April, coincidentally. Us comics may not have been the best guests, but I’ve caught the show a few times since, and its very Portland. Improve, and prepared sketches, and seat of the pants, man, the pants.  If you like sex jokes, and if you are reading me, chances are you might, this show should be caught! Tuesdays @ Dantes, free. Cant beat that.

If you like talk shows, also make sure to check out the wild, out of control antics of The Famous Mysterious Actor. He had some of my Dark Horse friends on the show, and… ouch. It was worth my admission. Never before, had I seen a talk show host wonder if a woman is pregnant, or, just a fat bitch. He offered helpful solutions, though, about punching the baby out of the stomach.  Class act! Also, Make sure to check out the wild Dark Horse and Famous comics on myspace….. I’m glad there is room for this media in our lil planet.

Speaking of wich, if you are reading this, feel free to friend me on myspace and facebook. I sometimes give extra updates there.. like a lil somthing comming up…

Oh, what else? The Critic. I loved it as a kid, and now,thankfully, the world has given us a DVD. They drawing style is fun, crisp and clever. The celebrity charactachures are SPOT ON, and somehow, manage to get all my strange favorites! Paul Lynd, Rick Moranis, Jeff Goldblum, yow. This show is one long love letter to Lovitz himself, and I don’t blame it at all. A beautiful time capsule of the 90’s, s worth revisiting. I am such a sucker for, dick, vadge, and fat jokes, I know.

Another highlight was when I got to party like a rockstar. The renowned Paul Guinan had tickets to a concert, and I agreed. Then he told me it was the stars. I LOVE THE STARS. They are so good for breakups. The tour, Sad Robots, got good old Boiler Plate to star in their merch! It was like somebody accidentailly got chocolate in my peanut butter, and I couldn’t complain. Well, we got to hang out in fancy rock tour trailer, and then join the GoGo Bordello party downtown, and danced to gypsy folk well into the wee hours.  That is the most rock I get, cus, I am not such a rocker, really. Well, not in general.

So much fun! Here’s a snap of me, Touquil Campbell of The Stars, and Paul Guinan, Boilerplate’s dad, in ascending order. I got my mits on a delightful Boilerplate necklace, which I wear with pride.

This is me and Noah, fellow comedy writer and collaborator since high school newspaper, living it up on NY’s eve. He has a star of David over his eye, and I have a heart on my cheek. Boob rouching, gold sparkles, and no bra. You’re welcome, 09! Noah and I are currently hammering out a lil something or 3 for the Internets too, very excited, and will keep you posted.

Anyhow, Auld Lang Zine, you nerds! <3

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Here’s the first month, coming right up!
 

Happy New Years!

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This is a repete.

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as is this.

YOU’RE WELCOME!

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They needed a light source. I had a fight about how to put in a night light.

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A gag I wrote while brunching with my Mudda and Sis.

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Meeeerrrry Christmas!

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This one goes out to my Alma Mater, of both toddler and wild teen years, Franklin High. And All us fighting Quakers. Holla!

I remember, when I was in Pre-School there, they gave us chillins these Ben Franklin bobble head dolls. And I stared at that thing a long time after I pulled his Bi-focals off. Because Benjamin Franklin was wiered looking.

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For those of you who remember my March last year, yes. It is that very same Leprechaun. Looks like his moves at the bar paid off.

I have a feeling we have not seen the last of this young love.

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This one I colored while listen to a mix CD I got for X mas.

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I colored this one while all my friends were watching a baseball game. I am so much fun to have around!

Oh wait. It was a basketball game. Don’t worry, I was more fun when we all went out later.

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You mat notice less grammerical errors on this one. Thanks, vigilant interwebs!

You’d think I’d know how to spell things like”ejaculate” and “semen” by now. You’d be wrong. When I google them, I lose my train of thought!

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aaaaand, HERE, is your owl month, all prettied.

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Exceeeept without the… y know, actaul dates n stuff…

Heh, here are the pages! The gags! The part, that is done sauce. Starting with the cover.

January:

February:

March:

April:

May:

June:

July:

August:

September:

October:

November:

December:

So! there you have it.

Lotsa new material for yas! Color versions, as well as, you know, dates, to follow. When I sleep off these huge feasts.

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

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page 1. but, not, you know, January… This will probably be some month in the fall.

By popular request,I have made a calender for yalls again this year! A page a day, till the year runs out. Then, a calender.

This year, in color. YOU’RE WELCOME!

Print it yourself!!!

~C

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I wish I had thought of this on my own, but, I don’t live in a bubble. Portland is a wild and thriving town for learning something new, especially if you go the right parties. It was on Halloween night that I actually encountered my new favorite Christmas myth: The Legend of the Poop-Man.

I first heard tell of The Poop-Man when I noticed peculiar party favors adorning the pockets of a party I attended. Upon entering, there was a blanket out with chocolate chip cookies, and a casserole dish with…Usually I want to eat cookies when I see them, but these cookies, at this party, they were right next to shit.

So realistic was this shit, that I did not have to the fortitude to verify that it was real. Didn’t stop my friends though, and verdict? REAL HUMAN SHIT IS NEEDED to conjure Poop Man. Also, they had a glass of pee/apple juice? I didn’t check that either. It should be noted that the process for checking the nature of the shit included wafting

The cookies and feces were next to children’s notes asking Santa for gifts, and imploring The Poop Man to take their mother to space, respectively. The mother, Poop Man was told, leaves her children in the bath too long, among other unspeakable crimes.

So, this year, this is what you get from me. The continuation of POOP MAN. If you wish to honor this new demi god this X mas, you know how to make an offering. You probably get faster service if you donate the higher quality/quantity, thanksgiving related, specimens.

On an interesting side note, my mother is moving away to California for an exciting job and new life.

THANKS, Poop Man!

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So, when Vicki and I get our shiz together, we hope to have the most darling crafts to sell you. I drew her portrait for our eventual “about us” section.

I’m happy with the likeness.

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A new, nice lil gag oriented toon for y’all. May it help you digest your various foods. It’s a scroll down, because at 3 panels it didnt’ make sense to “clickie” it.

And there you go. Now, I can say I’ve drawn prom fucking. I’m putting it on my resume.

Speaking of which, I am perversely proud to have my very own internet creeper! After we’ve put up our Dresden Codak trailer, every body was soooo enamored from pretty boy Harris Porter! Yes, I know he has luminescent teeths. But, may I remind you, I am a female on the internetz!!! One who from time to time, doesnt pay for her own drinks at bars, mind you. So, I got a comment finally, it only took 100 youtube comments before they mentioned me.

“Pointless wankery re: the right to existence of the comic and/or its author aside, I would totally bang the blonde chick until I passed out then do it again.”

(it was me in a wig, omgz!!!)

So, huzzuh. Everybody please take a moment to speculate exactly how long a fat naked dude in front of his computer CAN fuck before he passes out. The winning bidder gets a cookie.

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im thinking those would really be cute on a necklace, or earrings. But then, I’m biased.

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So, I have recently become older. It is that, or dieing. Older it is. I had a small get together at the talented Paul Guinan’s house! Thanks again for the hosting, PG 13! Whatta lovely place.

I am extremely fortunate to have such good friends, two of whom jobbed up this hilarious cake! I always call it a successful birthday when I make people go to the sex store. Actually, before this photo, I immediately knocked the vibe away from Cathy. I couldn’t contain myself. I drew the vibe back in, so you can see the overall effect. Harris was insistent that I got a vibrator with balls. There is no accounting for taste, obvs.

This is when I saw the cake that Vicki and Harris and been whispering about ruining my birthday with. I asked people to dress mono chromatically, so imagine my elation when my purple outfit was matched with a marital aid that could have been modeled off of Barny’s lil dino peen.

It still has that new vibrator smell. Behind me, you can see Vicki and Harris becoming ashamed of the monster they created.

Then I took the Vibe and mashed it into Cathy’s gaping maw. Yes, I also made the sound effects. It’s my party and I’ll Ack if I want to.

I was thrilled. Never before have I had such a pantheon to spinsterhood come on the very cake I will eat neurotically alone, Ack-ing myself to sleep.

Also, as per my birthday tradition, I got to pencil in Kaebel Hashitani’s eyebrows in.  I did much better this year, than the last, where I just drew half of one and then traipsed off. Also, look at this photo and welcome the new PRESIDENT OF THE STUMPTOWN COMICS FOUNDATION! no, not me, the pretty one! Congrats, Kaeble!

So, incidentally: the weirdest thing about my birthday, was it got me thinking about Cathy. I’ve been googling her, and crap! have you ever seen the banned one from the 80’s? Its some big controversy and they had to stop the printing presses as soon as somebody noticed the “content” because usually they don’t even edit those funnys. I just have to share this.

It only makes sense she trims her pubes into a heart.

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I know I’m a little early….

I had this idea back in 05, but, I wanted to redraw it.  It’s easier than thinking up something new!

This will be a nice Thanksgiving for me, I can tell. There’s a family trip out to Seattle to visit the Sis and Hub, and a couple of real nice friend potlucks are getting together prior . I am thankful for all the food people feed me, and the company I keep. I’ve always loved the friendship and feasting of the holiday, but of course get conflicted about the roots whenever my mind jumps to the hokey holiday visuals.

• STORY TIME

When I was but a High school student, I had the most funny discussions in my ceramics class, with my best friend since kindergarten, who taught me how to tie my shoes. Delightful fellow, queer as a 3 dollar bill, and my prom date.

He and I would be working on some gnome statues or pottery, and while our hands would finagle, my how our gums would flap. One crisp November,  we discussed, how lame it is to be forced to say what we are thankful for, around the table, and how often in our family’s that could… give somebody a soapbox to stand on, that might be regrettable. Also, we liked silly noises.

“Hey Eric!  You know that funny noise you make?”

“You mean, AuuagAuuagAuuuahhhhhg?” (this noise is deep and guttural, kinda like what the sea lions sound like)

“Yeah! When your parents ask  what your thankful for, make that noise as loud as you can, okay?”

“Okay!”

And he did. And it made his dad mad.

Happy thanksgiving!

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Hi! Fun reading this week! Come on out and see some culture, you mug! As part of Wordstock, we are having a live reading and art showing. Here’s our nice post card I jobbed up. Look at all the lil guys on the phone. It’s pretty easy to tell who drew what, if you are familiar with ze Artists.

As Wordstock says

“In their first partnership ever, Wordstock & Stumptown Comics Fest present a Graphic Novel First Thursday.  Featuring both original comic book art & the literary masterpieces of Portland graphic novelists, this event is certain to entertain both your eyes and ears.

If you’re new to the genre or a fanboy, you’ll meet the artists that are behind the explosion of Portland comics.  See and hear from the likes of Carolyn Main, Jamie Rich & Joelle Jones, Graham Annable, Eisner winner Shannon Wheeler, and debut novelist Jesse Reklaw.

Join us First Thursday, November 6 at Fuzzy Glamour Gallery, 625 NW Everett St. #111 in Portland. Doors open at 6:00 p.m., readings begin at 6:45 p.m., and admission is free!

All artists featured at this First Thursday event will also be on hand in the Stumptown Comics Garden at the Wordstock Book Fair.”

Come on out to get the pump primed for literature! Via words, with pictures. Cus drawings are pretty?

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So, I made a pumpkin. And my dog is scary.

not really. She’s cute and I got her a nice fall sweater. Cus I live in the fast lane, baby.

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So! this is the goods. eh?And Now! For the Big Unveiling of Characters!!!

Dresden Codak!

Wheeler Sockdollar!

Marlyn Cain!

Lenny Pilton !

And finally, we have Totally Daryl!

So, that’s a lot of it. BUT! two more, main, mystery characters have yet to be revealed. Stay tuned, kittys.

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So. I’ve mentioned I’m in cahoots with Aaron Diaz. He just finished his comic!!! He wont let me buy him a drink, cus he’s a mean drunk. So instead, we have been meeting along with Harris Porter, Totally Daryl, and Adam Healy. We are… doing this secret thing… To Be Announced THIS WEEK!

Here’s a slice of life, from the times we share. Yes Folks, Its a Clickie. As always, use your mouse or arrow keys to click ahead.

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 I was innocently walking home from buying condoms, pabst, and pornography from THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN. ( the west hills) , when I was brutally accosted. A 4 foot 11 bald white man rushed out from the bushes, and assaulted me with his SUV keys. He  pushed me down, carved into my face, and tried to rape me… Fail. I waited patiently for him to pop some Viagra, but he was still pretty limp. I showed him my pornography, but that didn’t help. While I was holding a pabst to my face to suppress bruising, he just wrote me a rape kit bill and sulked away, muttering.

I’m pretty scared and vulnerable right now, so I think I’m just gonna make a couple press releases, then relax with my pornography and call it a day.

LINK

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I drew this for My sister’s Birthday. We grew up NESing together.

I figured it must have been done before, even though I made it up. Know that feeling?

Well, checking out its cred, I was gmail chatting up my best jokesmith mates. Including Harris Porter, everybody, applaud! He wanted to know if THIS had been done before. I said “no”.  And find it painfully tickling.  Much the same as the real life Harris Porter.

So, there you go yall.

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So! Another Portland Event featuring antics by yours truly. It’s the Ed Forman Show!

Tomorrow, Tuesday the 21st, 9pm, at Dante’s . Jesse Reklaw and friends are going to be interviewed about comics, with regards to “Laughing, Loving, and Living” in a  70’s style talk show  I will try to be full of the “zingers” as the kids say. This is my imagining:

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