Wow, so I’m in a book club with the fantastic Joelle Jones, and lookit how good her art is! She drew a princess and the pea, which reminds me of the one I did a year ago. I looked for it, and only found a low quality sketch, so I did another draft.

Enjoy!

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ooh, a swear! A new precedent. I hope you, the dear reader, is impressed by this finery I’m rolling out, in honor of the Smart Bitches who read trashy books. They do a mighty useful service over at that site, letting you know about rollicking romance novels before you ever even have to read them. The book covers that they… cover, are absolutely amazing, and I got the privilege to illustrate such trash for the upcoming book. (the watermark, a new thing for a free wheeling broad like myself, is to ensure their bought and paid for images. That’s just the quality of work we do over here in carolynmain land)

Then, for you thinkers, we have a CHALLENGING MAZE that will take you on an EPIC JOURNEY. Only the brave can survive the perils of romance. Love is a battlefield.

Also, since we are at it, who wants to see the Evolution of the leading man? I know I do.

Now, how am I qualified to bring you such silly images, you ask? I happen to have modeled for pulp novels to put myself through college.

Don’t judge.

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This is a new draft of an old drawing. Of a pug. Again.

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So, I’m pretty much eating only pizza, birthday cake, burgers, and cocktails this week, and its going great. Here’s an old drawing , drawn for no particular assignment years ago, that is celebrating summer and patriotism. Enjoy! Let out your inner ameri- CAN!

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So, I’m Finishing up some new illostration work, which I shall be posting shortly.

But now for somthing completely different. Many of you have not seen this wood burn I did, representing Silent Night, Deadly Night, in the days of you. Ah, I’d call it two years old as well. And yes, it’s completely un seasonable. Deal with it.

Also, HINT. It is going to be a prop in a very exciting video show I’m brewing with my bros. Funny stuff, Trust.

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This one goes out to the Ladies. Another Golden Oldie coming right ‘atcha. I did this one… what, 2 years ago? Time f’in goes by, don’t it?

If I may be so bold, this one goes great with listening to Sugar World, by the Magnetic Fields. Whom, yes, I cherish.

Oh, Mr. Merritt, to be your beard. Actually, can some dark wizard please resurrect Freddy Mercury, so he can marry Stephen Merritt, and I can, heck, be their maid or something? In house portraitist?

Or, yeah, I’d take a time machine to candy mountain with young Elwes here, provided the unicorn didn’t need us to be virgins. Did you know he voices the Baron in the American dub of the cat returns? As if I could stand it. Like I didn’t already grow some whiskers for th Baron. Yeesh.

The offer stands.

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hola amigos. It’s been a while while I rapped at you. So, Im posting old things! Maybe you have yet to seen them! So, here’s oldie but goodie number 1.

May I name drop? A certain, and reputedly dreamy, Mr. Gurewitch, walked off with a print of this at Stumptown. So, you know it’s quality.

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this one, SFW. I had a couple kids at the Stumptown table, so, maybe I’ll draw some nicer things. Its fun to, y know, draw something nice.

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guess which letter.

Prints shall be at city hall this Thursday!

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This is a new one, SFW, even. Show it to your kids, I’m being nice.

Would a carrot on a fishing pole be too obvious? Actually, sausage would be a better doggy goal. But, maybe the pug just wants to fly. I think she may be doing it for doings sake, which you would believe if you knew ms Pompoonette.

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3 posts in a day. I’m between assignments, apparently. Okay, now it’s back to hard work project number 1. but first, more cheese cake.

I’ve had this idea since high school, and now I can draw it well enough.

Dreams do come true.

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I drew a drawing of a song I like. I was caterwauling it while walking the Misses last night, under a full moon. I’m all kinds of mooney lately. You get to try to guess which song it is. HINT- it’s really easy if you know the only 3 bands I listen to all the time.

There shall be prints available at city hall, this first Thursday, if you are so inclined.

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