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A return to form:

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I think…. Quickies should be squarish… Dont you?

Posted in quickies - May 2009 - 1 Comment »

page 1. but, not, you know, January… This will probably be some month in the fall.

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By popular request,I have made a calender for yalls again this year! A page a day, till the year runs out. Then, a calender.

This year, in color. YOU’RE WELCOME!

Print it yourself!!!

~C

Posted in quickies - December 2008 - Click here to Comment »

I drew this for My sister’s Birthday. We grew up NESing together.goomba-color.jpg

I figured it must have been done before, even though I made it up. Know that feeling?

Well, checking out its cred, I was gmail chatting up my best jokesmith mates. Including Harris Porter, everybody, applaud! He wanted to know if THIS had been done before. I said “no”.  And find it painfully tickling.  Much the same as the real life Harris Porter.

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So, there you go yall.

Posted in quickies - October 2008 - 1 Comment »

a return to form.

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Someday, I may start coloring again, but, black and white is so easy.

Posted in quickies - August 2008 - Click here to Comment »

6 foot 3, weighed a mother fucking ton. Pours a drink out to homies.washwood.jpg

oh, and me? I’m just going through my strange ideas I jolted down on a cocktail napkin a while ago.

Posted in quickies - August 2008 - Click here to Comment »

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Kangaroos are dicks.

Posted in quickies - July 2008 - 2 Comments »

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My mom and sister actually came up with this one. Go Mains/Kurkoskis!

Posted in quickies - July 2008 - 1 Comment »

This is an old one. like, the Oldest. I did it years and years and years ago. Think of it as the Ceolacanth to Quickies’s Mermaids.

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My Stylus has died, so new stuff? You just adjust your britches until they are comfortable enough for you to wait. For new material.

For now, just think about progress, growth, and life. And piranhas.

Posted in non-frontal, quickies - July 2008 - Click here to Comment »

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this is the one I did. And then I found this, which I love.

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While I was looking up Pelicans. It kinda beats me. That bear is all, “open up with them fishes”

You get em, B!

Posted in quickies - May 2008 - Click here to Comment »

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yeah, do you get it? Eh, eh?

this is one where I actually rendered the setting more than the characters. Will wonders never cease.

Posted in non-frontal, quickies - May 2008 - 1 Comment »

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Posted in non-frontal, quickies - May 2008 - 1 Comment »

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Posted in non-frontal, quickies - April 2008 - 2 Comments »

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it’s spring, which is mating season, neh?

Posted in quickies - April 2008 - Click here to Comment »

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heh, thanks to Mr. Liberto III for the gag.

Posted in quickies - April 2008 - 3 Comments »

whaddya think, too dirty for the City hall show? I did much dirtier last time….

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Posted in quickies - April 2008 - Click here to Comment »

aw, the sex jokes. Another one, for you!

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I colored this one how I’d like a cupcake to look, that then I get to eat. FYI!!!

Posted in non-frontal, quickies - March 2008 - Click here to Comment »

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She’s doing it right

Posted in quickies - February 2008 - 1 Comment »

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Ta da! been thinking about color, and boning up on technique. Much like our wizzarding friend here.

Posted in non-frontal, quickies - February 2008 - Click here to Comment »

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and in case you were wondering, this is the line work. Thinking about color…..

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Posted in non-frontal, quickies - February 2008 - 1 Comment »

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Inspired by a mister Gene Wilder

Posted in non-frontal, quickies - February 2008 - 1 Comment »

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Posted in quickies - February 2008 - 1 Comment »