Tony Johnson says: 

Hah! That’s funny. I should show that to my Australian mates. Well mate really. Well she’s a girl. Ex-girlfriend. Kinda.

…Plus I bet their little T-rex-like arms are too short for ‘bation. And their pouches might be in the way, too. But maybe when they hop their genitals rub against the ground and they get off, that way. (Thanks for getting me all worried about whether female ‘roos get their satisfaction).

Harris says: 

That’s the same excuse I always use after I pick up a girl with my fake Aussie accent.